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vaginasea replied to your post: SATURDAY NIGHTTTTT
WHY ARENT I THERE!
I KNOW! Where were you!? It’s because you actually have a life and we don’t. WAH. Though we’re going out soon because Emma’s going back to Adelaideeeeeeeeee for good! So we have to have a girls night!
My roommate and I are sitting here with two bottles of a wine, a heater, a stack of papers for my non-existent essay that’s due Monday, footloose, and finding a ridiculous amount of amusement hitting around a balloon.
And that folks, is how you rock a Saturday night- Grandma Edition.
